

The Weapon by Fredric Brown
๐ฃ๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ฆ๐ต ๐ด๐ถ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ณ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ. ๐ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ, ๐ข ๐ด๐ค๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ช๐ด๐ต, ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ข๐ค๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ง๐ช๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฅ. ๐๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐จ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ถ๐ญ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐ข ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ช๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ข๐ค๐ฆ. ๐๐ฆ ๐ด๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ญ๐บ, ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ค๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ณ๐ช๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฅ. ๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต, ๐ข ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ณ. ๐ ๐ด๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ, ๐ข ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ข ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ญ๐บ ๐ด๐ช๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ต ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ค๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ช๐ด๐ตโ๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ. ๐๐ต ๐ช๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ข๐ค๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ค๐ข๐ด๐ถ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ, ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด, ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ง๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต. ๐๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ช๐ด ๐ข ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฐ๐ญ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ. ...
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